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Me with no money: I want everything
Me with money: what the fuck do I buy
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marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
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neverrwhere:

patunes:

either i

  • dont have enough followers to get hate

or i

  • am perfect and therefore yall dont have anything to complain about

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dangerscissor:

divineorb:

I only like girls who look like they can summon crows whenever they want with magic

whats up

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